Back, Back, Back in the ASEAN

I’m not really used to coming to Thailand as a tourist anymore. Monica teased me that other day that I am now 20% local, which is generous even in jest. I have very small victories from time to time in understanding a local custom and not looking like an idiot, or making myself understood in Thai at some minimal level that can be mistaken for near-competency, or just being able to navigate with some assurance.

And when I’m here, I don’t often go do the tourist stuff anymore. I am, as I did today, mostly sitting around in a rented condo working, just like I would be back in the States. I see the same people at the gym, the local 7-11, or the nearest coffee shop every day.

But in bringing Shelly and her son Soren along for the first three weeks of my trip this year, I took a deep dive right back into the touristy part of traveling.

Three weeks for Soren came right out of the school year, so he was going to have a good time no matter what. For Shelly, it was subtracted from tax season at her part-time accounting firm job, so it mostly left a lot of stuff piled up on her desk for her return.

But both of them seemed adept at throwing themselves into the moment and appreciating what they found from day to day on their first trip to Asia.

We found the best prices with Singapore Air, although they came with a kind of tax: a longish layover in Singapore before connecting through to Bangkok. But we made a virtue of the vice by extending that stopover even further, for a full day, and running around the city-state taking in as much there as we could as well.

In practice, that meant taking selfies with the Singapore merlion, visiting the strange metal trees of the botanic gardens, and hanging out in the new mall at Changi airport, which is the centerpiece of the building:

We met up with Maxx and his girlfriend Kay for lunch one of those days, both to say hi and so I could pass off a massive suitcase stuffed with Maxx-stuff that had been stored with his sister for nearly six years. Apparently the transition to southeast asia now seems secure enough that he felt he should send for his winter sweaters.

Then we were off again, this time to Koh Lanta, a large island along the Andaman Sea. We booked a week in a beach resort there, and we did beach resort stuff—swimming, snorkeling, laying on the beach, reading, eating.

A view from the balcony, Koh Lanta

We did book a snorkeling trip on a big boat out of Old Town, one of the larger settlements on the island. It was a whole day, bumping around the smaller islands to the east of Lanta, where I had never been. One of the stops, though, was the Green Hole, a place Maxx had been recently and recommended.

Since I didn’t bring my phone with me, I have no pictures! I’m sure you can get some from Shelly, or get a link from her to all the ones taken along the way by Mr. Mon, the cruise director.

I had one of my local moments with Mon en-route. He said something and I replied in Thai with something approximating the correct accent and he startled rattling more Thai off at me far faster than I could absorb. After he realized I couldn’t really get it, he switched back to English. But in the quiet moments in transit between the different stops, he would swing back near where I was sitting and chat for a bit.

I asked him if he was from Koh Lanta originally and he said that he had been born there, but left when he was a teenager to go to Krabi for special schooling. After, he had gone to Phuket, where he had worked at a job in marketing trips to tourists, which he hated (the job, not the tourists—or at least he didn’t admit it if he did hate tourists!). After three years of it, his brother got him a job as an unpaid deckhand on a local ferry.

He was still doing that in 2004, working the Phuket to Koh Phi Phi run. On the morning run, right around 10am, they had just dropped off a full load of tourists and locals at the main pier at Ton Sai beach when a call came in from Phuket on the radio—a big wave was coming.

Placid waters in the Andaman Sea… for now.

As all prudent mariners do in the threat of a tsunami, they cast off immediately and made for deep water south of the islands. They waited, and waited… nothing. They watched the island and kept waiting.

Then finally, Mon said, it rose up out of the bay and walked across the island. Phi Phi Don, the largest of the Phi Phi islands and most heavily populated, is basically two ridges tied together by a narrow isthmus of gorgeous beach. When the wave hit, it did so from both sides, marching out of the bays and slamming together in the middle of the isthmus.

Thai record keeping is voluminous but never accurate, so only estimates are available for how many people were on the island that day. What they could count were bodies, 850 of which were eventually recovered from within the smashed remains of buildings and banyan trees. Only estimates remain of those lost to the sea… between 1,200 and 4,000.

Mon’s captain took the ferry back in when it was safe. He handed Mon a radio and a flashlight and told him to go ashore, and bring back as many as he could, in groups of 10. Mon stepped on a nail in the debris almost immediately but kept going. And going… for days, they ran survivors back to Phuket.

Mon said in none of those groups did he see any of the people who had gotten off the ferry that morning.

He had tears in his eyes as he told the story. 

It was a bit difficult to shake that off and enjoy the snorkeling afterward, but I did my best.

I’d heard that the waters had become clearer and the sea-life had returned to greater levels here over the course of the pandemic, as the tourist spots fell silent. And that was pretty much our experience as well… far more fish than I’d seen on my other visits, reefs alive with coral and tiny crabs.

We went directly from Lanta to Chiang Mai, a city in the north, cooler and more hilly terrain than Bangkok. It’s a tourist mecca, at least at this time of year (the winter)—in the summer season, it’s famously one of the places with the worst air quality in the world.

Moat outside the walls of old town, Chiang Mai

We managed to get there just before the pollution set in, though, and had a fine time walking around the night markets and the old city (see past entries for more Chiang Mai).

The big event was a visit to some elephants out in the jungles of one of the nearby national parks, though. I’m not a big elephant person, and many of the tours seem pretty sketchy from an ethical perspective—elephants not well taken care of, or basically made to perform for tourists. But Shelly’s sister and brother-in-law had been on this one previously and we had their assurances that it was above-board.

Still, it’s not the sort of thing that I would choose to do on my own, so I can’t say I was particularly excited about it. But in the event, it turned out to be fun and informative.

A lot of that was down to our tour guide, whose nickname was Superboy (which requires some explanation, even in the Thai constellation of crazy nicknames—it turns out his actual name is Supalai [or something like that, I don’t actually remember it, but for our purposes all you need to realize is that it starts with Sup], and his nickname as a child was “Boy” [fairly common]. When he got older, he smashed the two together… thus, Superboy).

The elephants are way out in the sticks while all the tourists are in town, so the tour companies organize transport to and from the village. We lucked out in that instead of a rented van, we got picked up together with two others by Superboy himself in his SUV.

That meant we got a lot of one-on-one time with him to and from as well as on the tour, and so a lot more background on the elephant touring business as well as his own life and experiences. A former soldier, he’d started off in the tourist industry by hauling gear on hiking expeditions in the national park. Along the way, he picked up English mostly just by listening to tour groups and watching TV (a not uncommon method for many Thai students).

About the time he was getting tired of humping bags around for farang in the jungle, a family in his village had the opportunity to buy back rights to a couple elephants they had previously owned. Turns out elephant ownership is complicated and that most tour outfits actually just rent their elephants from families who previously owned them for farming and other uses but could no longer productively use them.

Anyway, this village collectively started up the tour operation—right as COVID was starting. But they managed to weather the downturn, and today have four elephants of various ages.

They run the tour groups but also use the elephants to trim back foliage in the forests around the village for farming. Each elephant consumes some ungodly amount of food each day, so keeping them fed is a challenge and forage goes a long way to avoiding big food bills.

When we arrived at the village, they had everyone change into traditional hill tribe garb. Elephants have pretty awful eyesight, it turns out, so by using standard costumes they are used to, it minimizes the disruption from a truck-load of new people showing up each day.

We spent a lot of time chucking bananas at them, or handing them off to their amazingly graceful trunks. They are basically just big gray eating machines from what I could see, but they also have a bit of personality. One got thirsty, circumvented the low barricades that had been erected between us and them, and cleverly dismantled the nearest water spigot to drink straight from the pipe.

Hungry elephants help themselves when fruit is left on the table

After the light snacking, we took a walk through the jungle with them. We received special instruction on passing them without startling them. That turned out to be important, because the trails were somewhat narrow and elephants pretty much go where they want.

Except we learned that they apparently have a beef with the local cattle, also out in the forests grazing. They heard one, unseen, on a nearby slope and stopped and fidgeted until it left.

We pretty much went at their pace and followed where they wanted to go—the mahouts were pretty laid back and only turned them around when Superboy said it looked like they were overheating.

He had obviously put a lot of research into elephant care and upkeep and rattled off a steady stream of facts about feeding, breeding, and the impossibility of getting veterinary services for them. There were also a lot of economic factors (see above regarding elephant rentals) that we hadn’t really thought about.

Since they were hot, we went back and gave them a mud spa bath followed by a relaxing rinse in a chilly waterfall. I’m actually not sure how much of the bath was mud versus elephant poop, but anyway it was nice to rinse off afterward.

After that, we were back to Bangkok and Shelly and Soren flew back home. I ducked over to Vietnam for a week to check out a nice beach and shake off whatever lingering traumas I might have had after getting stuck there for four months during COVID.

Now I’m back in Bangkok and on my own for a couple of months, in a condo not far from the Chao Praya (I have a little sliver view of the river and the chaotic traffic it hosts, in fact).

A view from the condo at night

I’ve taken to hanging out at Icon Siam, a big and (maybe) the newest mall in Bangkok. It’s right on the Chao Praya and it’s only a single stop away on the BTS Gold Line, for which the station is right out in front of my building.

It’s a pretty generic place with all the kind of fake opulence that seems to be the style here. Like most upscale malls it has an upscale grocery store in the basement, called “Dear Tummy.” It’s actually not a very large store, though, so the selection isn’t great—but I can get most of the basics there. Since it’s just a single stop away, I can get cold stuff without worrying about it too much, too.

The restaurant selection isn’t as great as some of the older malls, either, but it does have one advantage that keeps me coming back: an ersatz, very sanitized, extremely bland version of a traditional Thai floating market down on the lower level.

It doesn’t have nearly the variety of the real thing, and the prices are somewhat higher, but there is a good variety of cheap and delicious food to be had. 

There’s an added bonus, too, which is that the food stall vendors are so accustomed to the hordes of tourists passing through that even my most rudimentary efforts to order or offer pleasantries in Thai appear enormously impressive to them, and I get a lot of smiles and nods when I do it. That’s the kind of positive feedback I need! I don’t mind being laughed at but some semblance of forward progress is nice from time to time.

But I’m wrapping it up here now, on to Japan next… very busy with work but hopefully will have some interesting things to report back after my project is wrapped up.

Foreign Memories

I’m not entirely sure when it was that I started drinking coffee, but I do know that it represented a quiet victory for my friend Dave, who was early to every trend from high tech to grunge, and tried to get me to be, too.

As Seattle was undergoing its coffee house revolution at the behest of marketing juggernaut Starbucks, over in sleepy Spokane Dave somehow picked up on it and started dragging us to coffee shops where he would order frou frou drinks with funny names like “Americano” and “Cappucino.”

Dave under sail, coffee reliably in hand.

I took my caffeine cold in those days and held no truck with frou frou drinks; I wouldn’t even say cappucino, which caused Dave no end of projected grief. It became a running gag, a weak one… Dave trying to get me to say cappucino, me refusing to do so.

To tweak him, in one of the ways that we constantly tweaking one another, I finally deigned to say it to him once, in private… and then refused to repeat it in front of others and denied that it had ever happened, which was possibly even worse to him than my not saying it to anyone, ever.

For weeks, this went on, my gleefully dropping “cappucino” in conversation when only Dave was around, and strenuously denying I had done so when anyone else was within earshot. I’m sure it bugged no one other than him, but it bugged him a lot, which gave me great joy.

It bugged him so much he set up a sting operation, procuring a tiny tape recorder and surreptitiously capturing me on the record one day as we were just the two of us driving out to school.

I was defeated, but it was in a game of low value by a move that was over the top, the best way, and one that I was required to honor according to our code. It was years before I actually started drinking the stuff myself, after we’d both moved to Seattle and coffee culture was suddenly inescapable, but it could be traced in some degree to that moment.

The muddy Mekong…

I was sitting yesterday morning in a cafe along the Mekong River in Luang Prabang in the Lao People’s Democratic Republic, sipping a cappucino and about to tuck in to a good-looking chunk of carrot cake when I suddenly realized that it was perhaps the perfect Dave meal. A man of large appetites (and, eventually, quite a large man generally from enjoying them), Dave had been known to purchase and devour an entire half a carrot cake from Safeway in one sitting.

I took a bite. It wasn’t Safeway, but it wasn’t bad.

I hadn’t ordered the combination with him in mind, but I retroactively christened it the 2019 Dave Beauchamp Southeast Asia Memorial Coffee Tour.

One delightful stop on the tour… a chill place for a chill guy.

A man who smokes, drinks, and eats half a carrot cake at a time is lucky to make it past 40, and Dave wasn’t lucky. He’s been gone for seven years now but I still think of him often. It’s hard not to; he enjoyed so many things in life, it’s difficult to go very long without running across one of them and imagining things differently, a world in which he was still around enjoying them.

He would have enjoyed Luang Prabang quite a lot, from the way the name rolls off the tongue, to the coffee, to the wonderful bakeries, to the big, cool villa rooms, to the way they serve you breakfast on your private balcony, to the 10-year-old in monk’s robes that just walked by softly singing a Beyonce song to himself. I’m sad he’s not here to see it.

Swinging by Singapore

What to say about Singapore? It’s an unquestionably beautiful city, made that way by culture and climate and wealth, draped with garden vines and sprinkled with green open spaces offsetting a pleasing combination of colorful, classic architecture mixed with ultra-modern glass high-rises and mega-malls. Broad, well-paved, tree-lined boulevards arc through the low hills, weaving among garden stores and restaurants, the occasional mansion peering through the manicured jungle.

It’s surprisingly affordable, apart from housing, and the people were unfailingly polite and friendly—friendlier even than Bangkok, where a certain bored apathy often overtakes the land of smiles, and clerks and shopkeepers sometimes act as if you’re simply an obstacle between them and more screen time with their cellphone. Though Singapore is ranked #1 among smartphone adoption worldwide, there was none of that here. I don’t think any clerk or server failed to smile and thank me for my business.

It’s known as a strict, rigid city-state, a democracy with many of the conventional democratic freedoms curtailed… “Disneyland with the Death Penalty” as William Gibson once put it.

Gibson saw a draconian police-state dedicated to taking all the edges off, to reducing cultural dissent and expression into formulaic output designed to avoid introducing any unwelcome complications into the thundering economic machine the island had become. He lamented the lack of nightlife, the oppressive authoritarian niceness, the bland music and arts scene… a sort of acceptably commercialized utopia with the creativity stamped out of it to reduce disharmony.

A place with bouncy-ball play areas suspended in mid-air in the middle of a mall courtyard can’t be all bad, right?

Either it’s changed a lot or he didn’t walk the streets of Little India on his visit. An adult entertainment store sat alongside open air restaurants, 24-hour shops selling dubious electronics, and music blared well into the late hours from suspiciously lit places with the shutters closed across the street. Heck, there was trash in the gutters.

Or, perhaps the thesis of his essay (if it had a thesis) was right, and the Internet, having stampeded wholesale onto the island in the interval between our visits, has genuinely changed the place.

The bacon part sounded good, but I couldn’t be sure if there was actually tiger meat in there or not…

Coming away after only a longish weekend of the place, my perspective may be similarly uninformed. But the history, which Gibson goes into briefly, seems to me to explain a lot about the approach the government has taken–indeed, has been constitutionally mandated to take, in many cases–to ensuring multicultural harmony in a vividly disparate collection of traditions.

It all rings strangely to anyone from the melting pot countries, where a sameness of culture carries much of the burden for producing inter-cultural harmony. Singapore’s approach doesn’t strike me as the best one, but it’s aimed at a similar problem, and the jury is still out on how well the American experiment, and others in the same vein, have actually run.

There’s a tendency, perhaps a universal one but surely common among American’s generally and myself in particular, to default to the assumption that our system is the best system, and to evaluate others primarily in the ways where they fail on that scorecard. Singapore, with its sometime draconian legal system, has much to pick at for anyone reared on American exceptionalism.

Yet it’s a functioning democracy, with a voter turnout reliably over 90 percent (a number that puts ours to shame), so those laws at least have the overwhelming approval of a multicultural society. And if American government ran so effectively, would our rancorous voters be inclined to flip political control as frequently as we do?

I don’t have answers, right or wrong. But it is another in a series of examples to me that there are any number of ways to organize and run governments and societies in this world that people end up being generally okay with (Thailand’s compassionately libertarian system of corruption being another… at least for now).

Anyway, I didn’t spend the trip meditating on politics or good governance–I went to see the sights. And the sights, for the most part, are outdoors.

They’re not lying. Snake Count: 1

Manicured though it may be, Singapore’s small remaining slices of jungle felt more jungly to me than anywhere else I have been in Southeast Asia. Granted, I try to stay out of the boondocks, but have been to several Thai national parks in various parts of the country. All of them were more crowded than Singapore’s Central Water Catchment, despite the comparative size and populations of the countries. That may have something to do with the apparently abundant wildlife we saw in and along the Tree Top Walk there, despite the ever-present reminders that we were, in fact, in the middle of a teeming city-state island.

We took a bus to the park, following our AI overlord’s directions. These proved to be imperfect, trying to take us down a lonely access road without sidewalks that would have been boring hiking indeed, but we stopped and looked at the map and thought for ourselves for a moment and found a nearby trailhead instead.

Not twenty yards in from the busy street, I glimpsed a small boar rooting through the undergrowth just off the trail. A couple hundred yards past that, a large lizard commandeered the path for a minute or so, the first of many of them we would see on and around the hike. Squirrels darted through the limbs and birds and insects chattered all around. Macaques went up and down trees and hung upside down overhead as if gravity simply didn’t matter while they groomed one another or searched for food.

Keeping an eye out for The Man.

It was sweltering, with a rare breath of breeze sneaking down the trail every once in a while to provide ever-so-slight relief. Two kilometers in, we reached a small ranger station near the tree-top walk where there was a drinking fountain. A medium-sized macaque was investigating the secure garbage can there, scaling a small sapling behind it with practiced technique to gain access to the lid. While he was working out how to get it open, a couple of the park maintenance personnel came around a corner pushing a cart. The monkey dropped to the ground immediately and began casually looking around in other directions–anywhere but toward the garbage bin. I could almost hear him whistling innocently as the workers walked past.

If I had thought about it ahead of time, I would have realized that getting to a tree top walk would necessitate some climbing… to the top, no less, of some trees. But having failed to consider this, I found myself some three kilometers in and faced with a hike up a hill to the entry to the bridge. It was strung, sensibly, across a valley, so access was from either ridge line.

We were glad of the slog up the hill once we stepped out onto the slightly swaying bridge deck. Finally, yards above the foliage, a cool breeze jetted past, blowing the sweat away. Down below, birds flitted through the canopy and we were mercifully spared any sightings of the flying snakes that various signs posted warnings about.

Instead, it was on the boardwalk on the other side of the tree walk that we encountered the snake.

Like a submarine raising its periscope, his head emerged from the gap between the slats about ten feet in front of us, took a leisurely spin to survey the terrain, and then slithered out onto the walk… fortunately headed in the opposite direction. I froze in place and managed to not wet my pants while we gave him plenty of time to get wherever he was going.

After that encounter, I was ready to get back to the concrete jungle.

A 7-Eleven with beer on tap and outside seating… shouldn’t that be in Thailand?

Museums are reliably air conditioned so we went to a couple of them: the National Museum and the National Gallery. I found myself wishing I had had more time to wander around; we didn’t end up catching everything in the National Gallery, even discounting the fact that Microsoft had taken over the upper floor for some event or another.

But even after museums close, there’s always the mall. Like every other Asian country, Singapore is overrun with them. We went to a couple, including one near our hotel that had a sort of multi-level bouncy-ball playground suspended in the airy spaces between the floors, putting American malls to shame.

In the intervals, when the heat was bearable, we walked around and enjoyed the street food. It’s not actually on the street, Singapore being too tidy for any such rowdiness, but instead in large, open-air buildings that amount basically to food malls. In one of them, in Chinatown, you can get the world’s cheapest Michelin-starred meal, a bowl of noodle’s for a buck and a half U.S.

The locals eat out as much as they do in Bangkok, but concentrated in these massive eateries, so the tiny little spaces are seriously industrial kitchen spaces–they turn out a lot of food during meal times.

For a more relaxing space to hang out in, we visited a local cat cafe. We’re both big fans of the Caturday Cafe in Bangkok, so we thought we’d try out something to compare it to: Cafe Neko No Niwa, on Boat Quay along the Singapore River. The experience was… very Singaporean.

In contrast to the Caturday, you have to pay a flat fee to enter the cat room. Supervision is intense: three employees keep a watchful eye on you the entire time you are inside. There are only a handful of cats, all of them rescues, and during our visit, their sole preoccupation was on the door to the outside world. They had the look and behavior of the condemned, hoping against hope that the next escape attempt would be successful.

It was a bit sad, and perhaps because of that, it was fairly sparsely attended. Monica attempted futilely to attract the attention of the napping cats (although not too fervently, it being against the rules to wake a sleeping cat), and we finished our drinks and left.

And I guess that was pretty much our Singapore visit in a nutshell. Although it’s an attractive, organized, friendly, and interesting place, there’s just something a little bland about it… just a lot of people getting up, going to work, buying phone accessories, and doing it all again the next day. Not even the trash in the streets really livens it up.

A lot of times, when I visit someplace new and charming, I find myself looking up the cost of apartments, checking out phone plans, thinking about other things I’d like to explore if I was there longer… a few weeks, a few months. But with Singapore, I didn’t bother. It wouldn’t bother me to go back again, but I probably wouldn’t make a point of it.

I guess Gibson was right after all!

Hong Kong: The Most City of Cities

Hong Kong is the most heavily urbanized place I’ve ever been, and I’m not sure what exactly it is that I mean by that.

Yeah, there are skyscrapers everywhere–353 at least count, a full hundred more than the next most-heavily skyscrapered city in the world, New York. And people… loads of people, 7 million of them jammed into a deceptively large 427 square miles, a ratio that puts the city as the fourth densest in the world. And it is deceptive, because many of those square miles are taken up with unbuildable sheer hillsides (although, Lord knows, they’ve done their best to challenge the meaning of the word “unbuildable”) or vast preserved parklands, havens of green in the gray concrete jungle that must be all that keep the citizenry from sinking into bleak dystopian madness.

But it’s more than just a lot of people or a bunch of really tall buildings. It’s the sense, maybe, that there’s nothing beyond that, that a lifestyle incorporating any kind of escape to suburban or rural outlets is unavailable. As it always has been for Hong Kong… a territory of islands and hills, then a British colony held separate from the mainland after the Opium Wars, and now a Special Administrative Region of the People’s Republic of China, a stew of East and West that has proven so tasty to modern enterprise that even the new Communist landlords fear adding ingredients to sour the taste.

Morning coffee with the neighbors.

So you wander canyons of concrete and steel and then find yourself looking into a major sports stadium nestled into the middle of the financial district, or watch kids filing in and out of ten-story elementary schools. Humanity, the regular things that people do, is totally adapted to city living.

And it’s small city living. Everyone is on top of each other in some of the most cramped, most expensive real estate in the world. The average Hong Kong resident has about 160 square feet to call home. That’s approaching boat-living standards, so it doesn’t seem utterly outlandish to me, but writ large, it trickles out into a lifestyle that is profoundly different from anything I am used to. The laundry flying from every window wouldn’t be out of place in a marina, but to see it lining every block of a 7-million person megalopolis is utterly foreign.

Our hotel was in the so-called New Territories, in Kowloon on the mainland side. New is a relative term, though; most of the buildings and neighborhoods were older than what we saw on Hong Kong side. It’s a cheaper, denser area with fewer Westerners around; I was often the only white face on the street.

Although it’s Hong Kong-sized, this tiny little shower (I could barely get in, and barely get the door closed when I did) was actually encountered in a London hotel.

It was, predictably, a pretty tiny accommodation… basically the same footprint as the bed with a narrow walkway around it. Big windows made it feel open, though, and the bathroom was a compact but useable scale compared to some places I’ve been.

The windows were the finest feature, however. In residential blocks 30 stories high, on every side, humanity was on full display. Laundry flapping from complex and inventive apparatus reaching from every window, old people doing tai chai on rooftops, a yoga class on the terrace below (complimentary with the hotel stay!), bakers stocking their wares in shops, businessmen hurrying to work… it’s all happening in Hong Kong, any time you feel like looking out the window.

The first day I was feeling human again after the flight from Vancouver (in other words, the second day of the trip), we decided to grab a ferry across the harbour to visit the Alexander Grantham, an old fireboat that has been turned into a museum.

Assembling for a drill or a rescue that didn’t happen, we weren’t sure. Note the tree stumps in the foreground–chopped down after being uprooted in Typhoon Mangkhut.

As we arrived at the Hung Hom ferry landing, we got to see a new fireboat up close. Sirens echoed through the canyons of skyscrapers and slowly converged on the ferry landing as various apparatus pulled up and began disgorging firefighters wearing life vests and helmets. A dive boat was pulled up next to the pier awaiting them, but whether it was a drill or an actual emergency that was called off, they never boarded and the boat was still sitting there when we pulled away on the ferry.

Like pretty much every other mode of transport in Hong Kong, you can pay for the ferry with an Octopus card. The penetration of the transit card is so broad that you can conduct just about every other sort of commerce in the city with it as well, from 7/11 to vending machines to supermarkets. As a tourist, you almost don’t need any cash at all to navigate the city.

Just a typical ferry-board view of the skyline.

I’m going to lobby Washington State Ferries to adopt these dashing sailor uniforms for crew.

As advertised, the ubiquitous ferries offer some of the best views of the city from the water. You don’t even need to take a special sightseeing cruise. Adding to the tourist-attraction aspect, the staff wear some adorable little sailor uniforms.

The Grantham is high and dry these days in a permanent exhibition along the waterfront walkway at Quarry Bay. It’s an easy walk from North Point or even easier MTR ride to Tai Koo station. In the park around the boat are exhibits detailing the history of firefighting throughout the harbor and the buildout and operations of the boat. It was moderately interesting but what really grabbed my attention was the first marine squat head I have ever seen:

You’d want to watch your shoes closely in a seaway…

From the Grantham, we took the so-called ding ding tram back west through the city. It was quite crowded with locals and tourists alike but provided an intimate and easy tour of the city, fresh perspectives on daily life at every stop. We passed skyscrapers with windows blown out by the recent typhoon, bamboo scaffolding going up for the workers to repair them; banks and investing businesses; elementary schools and wet markets; stadiums and shops, both at the high end of Western brands and hole-in-the-wall local apothecaries.

Typhoon cleanup is ongoing.

I was pretty tired long before sunset but managed to stay awake long enough for the nightly light and sound show that lights up many of the skyscrapers on both sides of the harbour. It’s only ten minutes and a little underwhelming, considering what they have to work with. But judging by the crowds along the waterfront, it’s a pretty popular event.

How many lights are from the city and how many are cell phones?

By the next day I was feeling a little more ambitious, so we took the MTR back out to Lantau Island, where the airport is located, to trek to the Big Buddha overlooking the Po Lin Monastery.

You can, and possibly should, actually hike up to the mountain monastery. But what we did was take the cable car that runs over the hiking trail for much of the route. The day was misty and the views were limited, although I could barely make out, off in the distance, the great maw in the Zhujiang River Estuary swallowing the brand new six-lane Hong Kong-Zhuhai-Macau 4-mile long tunnel leading to the invisible 14 mile viaduct to the mainland.

We could see pretty clearly the more robust hikers on the trail beneath us, taking the hard way to the top.

The walk might actually have been faster than the cable car, though, considering how long you have to stand in line–first, to get the tickets, then, to board the car. It must have taken close to two hours before we worked our way up to the head of the line and actually got on.

The ride proved not to be worth either the wait or the cost, although it might have been better on a clear day.

Getting up to the Buddha, once you arrive at the tiny village near the monastery complex (and I say “village” but don’t let it conjure up idyllic pictures of natives going about their daily lives as they and their forebears have done for hundreds of years… it’s basically just a row of shops designed to capture as many tourist dollars as possible) is absolutely free, however. With a little bit of a climb involved. If I had hiked up the mountain, I might have quit at the last set of stairs up to the Buddha. But, feeling fresh, and refreshed after a stop at the 7/11 in the “village,” we made short work of the stairs, and some other walking paths around the area.

It was all right, for a tourist trap, but I enjoyed the Chi Lin Nunnery and Nan Lian Gardens, a set of attractions slightly further off the beaten path, more. We took the bus and enjoyed the tranquil setting of the monastery courtyard and gardens under the watch of the ubiquitous towering skyscrapers and hills.

Nan Lian Gardens

Monica had a local restaurant that she wanted to try and there happened to be a branch of it near the monastery, so we decided to walk to it for lunch. The weather was very mild and walking was pleasant, at least in comparison to Bangkok this time of year.

It was also an interesting opportunity to get a ground-level view of a very local neighborhood. The place is near the site of the former Kai Tak international airport, which closed in 1998 (the mountainous surroundings and runway extending into the bay made the place famously difficult to land at and resulted in many accidents). The area, then, was primarily an industrial one until quite recently, and retains much of that flavor (although, inevitably, the site is being redeveloped as residential and tourist properties now). We walked past produce warehouses and garages, a printing factory, and a university.

The restaurant turned out to not be that good, although the people watching was terrific. Like a lot of places in Asia, you often end up sharing a table with other random customers; our table mates appeared to be a couple of engineers on lunch break, and their English was good enough that they kindly helped us translate some of our order for the waitress.

All told, I found Hong Kong fascinating and will definitely be back again to check out the many facets of the place that I missed in this brief visit.

Continuing a low ratio of sailing-to-flying posts…

I give you… Hong Kong.

As a port city, Hong Kong dwarfs Seattle.

You couldn’t tell from the weather on the day I left Seattle, which was sunny and inching toward 70 degrees over brilliantly red and orange trees and the wafting scent of pumpkin spice (pumped out by the metric ton by each of the several hundred Starbucks stores in the city this time of year), but it’s that time again: I hopped on a train to Vancouver and then onto a plane to Taipei and found myself, twenty-some hours later, sitting in a Starbucks (I just can’t quit ’em) in Hong Kong… where it’s raining.

So much for my plan to avoid the rains of the Pacific Northwest by jetting off to Southeast Asia for the winter again.

Apparently, I am staying in the Death District of Kowloon.

It’s a pretty pleasant rain, as far as it goes, though… it’s in the mid-70s here but not through-the-roof humid. It just feels like a regular ol’ Seattle summer rainstorm, apart from the street being covered with umbrellas and me being the only white guy in sight.

They even got the mocha right.

I’m in a fairly good mood because I had a good flight. Maybe the best trans-Pacific flight I’ve ever had, although I would never have guessed it was going to turn out that way at the beginning.

I woke up the morning of my departure feeling nauseous and light-headed. I didn’t know if I had eaten something that disagreed with me, or if it was prelude to the flu, or if something more nefarious was going on. I sure wasn’t looking forward to getting onto a bumpy 777 ride for twelve hours feeling like that, though. It ebbed and flowed through the day before I boarded the flight (at 2 a.m., in Vancouver… another strike).

And I hadn’t been able to get a good seat reserved when I booked, either. For a fairly full flight, mostly what was left was middle seats in three-seat blocks, a recipe for a terrible twelve hours in the air. The flight was with EVA, and since it was going to Taipei, the odds were good my seat mates would be ethnically Chinese, and therefore somewhat smaller than the average American. Still, it’s no fun being the big guy wedged in the middle.

But I checked one last time before check-in, and lo, a window seat had opened up. Seat Guru rated it poorly; it was at the end of a section, up against the heads, and they suggested that reclining would be limited and the incessant bathroom traffic annoying.

I don’t usually recline my seat even when I can, though, if anyone is behind me (and they always are on a full flight) on the general principle that I would prefer the person in front of me not to do so. So non-reclinability was a wash, and I was willing to put up with the bathroom traffic in order to not be in the middle.

In the event, the seat reclined further than I was used to, and my seat mates were two small and elderly Taiwanese, so I had the most comfortable accommodation I have experienced so far. Which meant I actually got some decent sleep this year. By the time I woke up for breakfast over Pusan, I was feeling pretty good again.

What looks like a modern art installation to Western eyes is actually just a fairly typical waiting area at Taoyuan International Airport in Taipei. Yes, those are stuffed dogs in shopping carts. No, I don’t know why.

It’s a short hop to Hong Kong from Taipei and there were no glitches in the transfer. I got on the right bus to get to my hotel’s neighborhood in Kowloon, and got off at the right stop, and when the rain started I ducked into local restaurant and had some pretty decent BBQ pork and rice. I’d been craving noodles all day, but the rain seemed an omen and the restaurant was right there.

So far the food is not up to Bangkok standards, but it’s less expensive than I was led to believe and the portions are much closer to what you’d get in a Western restaurant.

There’s sort of a mythology that has built up around eating Asian food in local restaurants or at street vendors touting the authenticity and exotic flavor of the experience that I find overblown. It’s true that it’s often delicious, but the “authenticity” is hogwash: if you eat at a real local place, you basically get the same kind of stuff I would cook up as a starving college student in Seattle. A case in point is Sun Kee Cheesy Noodles in Tsim She Tsui.

The place is the epitome of the local hole-in-the wall restaurant, but it’s apparently pretty famous… pictures of local celebrities eating cheesy noodles plaster the walls inside.

But the stuff is just Top Ramen with Cheez Whiz and some sausages tossed in, with a poached egg on top if you’re in the mood for it. It’s great, I love that kind of thing, but it’s basically lazy bachelor style cuisine.

I get one night to appreciate that sort of thing and shake off my jet lag, then Monica flies in from Bangkok and there will be sights to be seen. Pictures to follow.

Puget Sound Wanderings

It’s been my reality for the past couple of years that, no matter where I am at or what I am doing, I seem to always be more looking forward to the next big thing. It’s not that I’m not enjoying what I’m doing, it just seems like my attention skips perpetually ahead. Before I left Seattle last fall, all I could think about was Southeast Asia. While I was in Southeast Asia, all I could think about was Scotland. And in Scotland, mostly what I wanted was to be back home sailing.

Now I’m out sailing. And mostly I’m thinking about Southeast Asia again.

Which is silly when I look around me. There are record high temperatures here in Puget Sound, sunshine and fine sailing weather, and I should be soaking it in.

But I’ll leave off a deeper dive into that apparent defect in my mental processes for another time and just talk about the current trip.

I had hoped to spend most of June out on the water but I didn’t get away from the dock until about a week in. My flexible solar panel gave up the ghost sometime over the winter, the only really major system that had any issues, and I was waiting around for new panels and parts to show up before taking off.

Of course, that didn’t give me any time to install them, but one thing about sitting out at anchor without any electricity is that it really incentivizes you to get on with the project. And there’s nothing else to do until you get the juice flowing. So I figured I’d get fitted out along the way. There are half-dozen other small projects that have been on the agenda and along with enjoying the weather, I hoped to make a dent in several of them.

Naturally, I did not. Or not much of a dent, anyway.

I did get some minor electrical work done at least…

My initial destination was Port Townsend, the starting line of that recent Pacific Northwest sailing tradition and instant classic, Northwest Maritime Center’s Race to Alaska.

I was there for the first R2AK start, covering it for Three Sheets Northwest, and I’ve been to most of the rest (all of them, I thought… then I tried to picture last year’s start and couldn’t do it. I tried to remember where I was in June of last year and it turns out I have absolutely no memory of that month. Alien abduction or old age?). It’s generally a good time and a little excitement so I planned to be there this year as well.

I ran into obstacles right from the start, however. I can manage the boat all right once I get out in open water, but getting from my Salmon Bay-located marina out onto salt water requires traversing the Ballard Locks. I’d never done it on my own and had no desire to do so, so I lined up a friend and promised a day sail if he’d help me out through the locks.

But the night before, something came up and he couldn’t make it. Since I was already running behind my self-appointed schedule, I decided to just bite the bullet and give it a shot. I figured that going outbound would at least be easier than coming in alone–at the level of the lake, the lock attendants can offer a little more assistance, and I’d almost certainly be in the small lock, where you can tie up and not have to mind the lines later.

Just getting to the locks was a minor adventure itself, however. Another fellow on my dock helped me with the lines getting out of my tight slip and a research boat bottling up the tight fairway kindly repositioned themselves so I could get out into the ship canal. The locks are only a half mile away, so I figured that would be the easy part.

Then the engine died.

I had swapped my primary fuel filter that morning so I had a pretty good idea what the problem was… I thought I’d bled the lines sufficiently and let it run long enough to prove it, but I’ve been fooled before. The middle of the ship canal is no place to be fiddling with the engine, however. I swing the wheel hard over and with what momentum I had left got into a dock at Ballard Oil.

The fellows there were kind enough to give me a few minutes (not that I could have moved anyway!) to re-bleed the Yanmar. That did the trick. Heart still hammering, I swung back out to give the locks another shot, wondering what else could go wrong.

Naturally, they put me into the large lock, and along the wall.

I had my long lines out and set up, fortunately (because I thought if I rigged them, I’d never have to use them!) so I got up alongside and tied up okay. But I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how I was going to pay them out both by myself as the water levels dropped.

Fortunately, boaters are always willing to lend a hand

The attendants had an answer for me–they rafted a little runabout off me and asked if one of the folks on board would give me a hand.

The skipper was happy to do so, and it turned out he was an old hand at it. At one time, he said, he’d run the crew that installed and removed the log boom out on Lake Washington for the Seafair hydro races. So he’d been through the locks a lot and had no trouble minding the line.

Once I got out into Shilshole Bay my heart rate dropped a little. I decided to jump across the Apple Tree Cove at Kingston to spend the night before heading up to Port Townsend. It can be a long day to get that far north. Kingston isn’t a big chunk of it, but it knocks about five miles off so, when I’m soloing it, it feels worth it.

Apple Tree Cove isn’t a great anchorage but I didn’t expect to be there long. But an alignment of weather and tide conditions is important when going north through Admiralty Inlet, and when the forecast didn’t work out, I ended up staying there a few days.

As it happened, I might as well have just gone and gotten it over with.

My ideal day starts off with light or nonexistent winds, so I can get the anchor and sails up on my own without much trouble. Then the winds would build, the current ebb to sweep me north, and I would have a fine day of sunshine and sailing ahead.

On the actual day of departure, I got the current, but not much else. The wind was whipping as it was time to leave. I raised the mainsail first and let it flog while I worked on getting the anchor up. It’s almost impossible to raise the main alone in any kind of wind–there’s no one else to mind the helm and the boat continually falls off and jams the sail in the track.

With no windlass, getting the anchor up isn’t a picnic, either. I lead the rode back to a primary winch and crank… and crank… and crank. Then there’s a lot of running back and forth to secure the thing and stow the rode. I can have a full day of work in before I ever get out of the anchorage.

Thunderstorm just clearing Point No Point

I took my time, though, doing things bit by bit (all while dodging the ferries coming in and out of the cove) and eventually got it all squared away enough to head north. As I rounded Apple Tree Point and caught sight of Whidbey Island in the distance, dark clouds boiled over the entrance to the Inlet. A bolt of lightning lanced down into the water ten miles directly in front of me, and sent me scurrying back behind the point. Not an auspicious beginning!

Rain poured down, turned to hail, then frothed off across the Sound, leaving me rocking in its wake. To add insult to injury, the blasting wind abruptly left with it, forcing me to start the engine around Point No Point and motor the rest of the way north. The best I can say about the trip was that the seas were fairly calm.

Life improved as I got the anchor down in Port Townsend, though. The sun came out and the anchorage was fairly empty. It’s not a great anchorage, perhaps even worse than Apple Tree Cove, and I have bad luck there–once summer I got run into or swung into three different times.

It was a trip for rainbows… I saw three and this was a full one!

But this year no one anchored too close and the southerly winds that can make life miserable there were absent, so I enjoyed my week or so hanging around. I got the wiring installed for the panels and took some measurements for mounting them but my battery-operated drill wasn’t up to getting all the brackets drilled out. At least I could set them out in the cockpit and keep my batteries charged up, with power to spare.

I spent some fine mornings at Better Living Through Coffee and caught a movie at the Rose and caught up with friends I hadn’t seen since last December or longer.

The R2AK start itself, the event I’d ostensibly come for, proved remarkably sedate. Stately, even.

Yes, that’s the Red Army Choir singing the Russian National Anthem. No, I don’t know why that was the song they chose to launch the race. It’s Port Townsend!

The race is still going on and I’m following it online… some day, I’d like to see more of it from further north.

But I have time constraints this year and had to head back to Seattle again by the end of June.

You can’t have a real R2AK Pre-Race Ruckus without a pirate.

The thing about solo sailing is that it affords a lot thinner margins than normal around weather conditions. I look for much narrower ranges of wind and tide conditions now, because if anything adverse happens, I just don’t have enough hands to deal with it.

So rather than trap myself on the other side of the gates to the North Sound or islands, I took advantage of a lovely sailing day the weekend after the race start and zipped back down to the central sound. Here, I’m in easy reach of Shilshole, where I need to be to meet the assistance I have recruited to get back through the locks again. Because of his schedule, I have to return a little earlier than planned, but I find myself a little grateful for it rather than resentful at not having longer. Maybe I’m not enjoying myself as much as I thought!

The solar panels work well enough to run the DC-powered TV at anchor! I can be a couch potato anywhere now!

I anchored one night in Port Madison, which is comparable to Port Townsend in terms of exposure, and then motored with the tide through Agate Pass into Liberty Bay off Poulsbo. The community wifi is within reach of my mast-mounted antenna. I even get Seattle television stations over the air, not that there is much worth watching (Jeopardy, tho…).

But despite the easy, even luxurious conditions for living at anchor, I find myself looking ahead again instead of enjoying where I’m at. I’m already thinking about being–wishing I was–back in my slip again. Plotting my next trip to somewhere else…

Getting to Bangkok Without Sailing

All right, most people get to Bangkok without sailing. It’s the furthest I’ve been from the United States by any mode of travel, and I had never expected to come here at all. But if I had to imagine some alternate reality in which I had expected to come to Thailand, I would imagine that alternate-me would have only considered doing so by boat.

A lot of Pacific Northwest cruisers spend much of their sailing careers planning to make the great Pacific Puddle Jump. The glowing ultramarine waters of the South Pacific beckon, followed by years of gunkholing French Polynesia, Australia/New Zealand, and Southeast Asia. Maybe keep on heading west, going full circle eventually.

That was never on my radar. I wanted to go south and turn left, head for the Caribbean, Europe, the Med. I don’t know why South Pacific never held much allure for me, but it didn’t. And other folks often speak of the magic of the Orient, but I’ve always been more interested in Western cultures and destinations.

So Thailand is a surprise destination for me, but so far it’s been a pleasant one. Anytime you go from twenty degrees to eighty is welcome, of course. I’m sure the magic of just being warm will wear off in time but for now that’s plenty.

A pool and hotel complex
A view from the hotel room.

I got in around one in the morning after spending about nineteen hours in the air. I flew out of Phoenix, where I spent the preceding week visiting my grandmother, sister, brother-in-law, and niece, none of whom I see frequently enough. The weather there was a good segue between Seattle and Bangkok, hovering around in the sixties and seventies while I was there, helping me acclimate. And a week living out of my one and only piece of luggage, a carry-on backpack, was a good proof-of-concept that I could make it work for two months.

I booked the cheapest flight I could find which turned out to be mostly on Air China. I read the reviews after making the booking–they are almost uniformly awful. But despite the long, long flight time, I found the trip about average, so far as airlines go. The meals were meh, flight attendants competent but indifferent, flights a little delayed. But that’s all routine even on many American carriers.

I was really dreading the flight, even before reading the reviews, but it’s a relatively minor component of a two-month trip so I figured I could cope. A diversion or mistake when you’ve only got a week has real impact, but I figured if I missed a flight or something, it wouldn’t result in too much disruption. And I was only bringing the single bag, carry-on, so I wasn’t worried about lost luggage.

In the event, none of it was all that bad. My seat-mates were all considerate–the couple I sat next to on the LA-Beijing leg were also going to Bangkok so we puzzled out our way through the baffling, and bafflingly empty, Beijing airport to make a very short transfer window. For equally inexplicable reasons, even when transferring within the secure zone, you have to pass through security again there, and we were separated when the Chinese decided to scan my bag like four times and shuffle through it for no reason that was ever articulated. I had to repack a very tight packing job very quickly and sprint to make the last call for boarding.

Along the way, I ran into my first tourist scam. Myself and another woman from the LA flight cleared security around the same time and were hustling to the transfer gate when a guy on a cart pulled up.

“You Bangkok? You Bangkok? Hurry, last call!”

Awesome, I thought. This Air China outfit really looks out for you after all!

I wasn’t completely surprised: one of their staff had been holding a sign for transfers on the jetway as we got off the plane and slapped stickers on us for priority at security and made sure we got in the right line. So it seemed to me we had just been handed off to the next leg of some mysterious, hyper-efficient Chinese tourist-processing system designed to get us out of their country again as quickly as possible. So we hopped on board and the guy sped off toward the gate. Then he turned around and said:

“You pay! You pay for taxi, okay?”

Huh? I’d never heard of that one before.

“How much?” I said.

“Ten dollar each!”

I wasn’t sure what my companion was thinking about that, but it seemed a little steep to me considering that we were only about four gates away, and still had fifteen minutes. Still, I wasn’t all that keen on running it. So I pretended to be confused, asking about the amount, and where we were going, and whether or not he worked for the airline… all while getting closer and closer to the gate. Finally, he got smart and stopped the cart and said:

“You pay ten dollar or not?”

“No thanks,” I said, and we hopped off and jogged about half the distance we would otherwise have had to go.

(Lest I come off sounding too travel-savvy, I made the classic mistake at the Bangkok airport of not insisting the taxi driver use the meter, and probably overpaid by about 50-70 baht getting to the hotel.)

On the taxiway, they played Christmas tunes over the PA system but otherwise the last leg into Bangkok was entirely uneventful. The plane landed at midnight but, in contrast to Beijing, the airport was jam-packed. Clearing Customs was a breeze and I stepped out into the duty-free zone to soak up the warm, humid air.

Since it was still mid-day on my personal Circadian clock cycle, I decided to hit one of the 24-hour cellular provider booths on the way out of the airport to get a local SIM card for my phone. After a few fits and starts, I found the provider that I had picked from online research ahead of time (True) and bought one of their tourist SIMs and data packages. It was about $20 USD for 30 days and 8GB of data, a better deal by far than my T-mobile plan at home. The practiced staff behind the counter took my phone, swapped the SIMs, hammered in a series of codes, and handed it back, fully functional, in under a minute.

Then he put his hands together in front of him and bowed, to which I could only nod and smile in return.

The hotel I booked the first night with offered a free 24-hour shuttle but I couldn’t figure it out so I decided to just take a taxi. The queue at the taxi zone was computerized and seemed very orderly, but I must have done something wrong because the driver whose number I got walked me back to the information desk and they put me together with a different guy.

He spoke a little English, and it was at this point that I made the mistake of not asking him to use the meter, which probably resulted in my paying about triple what the ride really should have cost. But I was too tired to care much, which I am sure they are counting on.

Anyway, we chatted amiably and largely incomprehensibly through the short drive to the hotel.

Yes, you can see right into the bathroom. A curtain is conveniently situated to be pulled for privacy... at the discretion of viewers, since it is on the outside of the bathroom.
Yes, you can see right into the bathroom. A curtain is conveniently situated to be pulled for privacy… at the discretion of viewers, since it is on the outside of the bathroom.

I was surprised when I stepped inside. I had mostly focused on getting something cheap–it was only for one night–but it was actually pretty nice. The staff on duty didn’t grumble when I scrawled illegibly across the very abbreviated registration form, and they sent someone along to walk me up to my room, which was very spacious, modern, and overlooked the pool and courtyard below.

The air-conditioning clicked on, the attendant left, and I had to pee. And thus came my first challenge as a farang in Thailand.

One of the reasons I have never particularly wanted to come to Southeast Asia, probably a larger one than I should admit, is the snakes.

They’ve got a lot of ’em. And they’re deadly as hell.

I grew up in a desert, which has its share of rattlesnakes, so I’m not completely unfamiliar with snake safety, but I decided to do a little research on the subject just in case. And came across this video.

This is not an isolated incident. YouTube is loaded with these videos, including the aftermath of one recent incident in which a python attacked a man’s… well, it’s just not a pleasant incident even if you are okay with snakes, is all I will say about that.

So it was with considerable trepidation that I lifted the lid that first time.

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To my relief (in at least two senses of the word), it was empty.

But you better believe I kept the lid closed with my bag on top of it all night.

Don’t tell me about the odds or that they are more afraid of people than we are of them. You don’t really know how afraid of them I am, do you?

For those of you who know my family, you will recognize much of my Aunt Bonny in this attitude, and you would not be wrong. But don’t tell her about the snake in the toilet. She’s already worried enough about coups and air crashes and tsunamis while I’m here.

But, so far, snake sightings: 0

Which is the same number I’ve racked up in Seattle over the years. Your mileage may vary.

Overseas

The blog is called “Late Entry” for a reason and this entry will be later (and more wide-ranging) than most.

I’m making it from a hotel room in Bangkok, which is quite a ways from where I made the last entry, both physically and culturally.

How does one get from a mastless sailboat off Port Townsend to Bangkok? I can tell you that very near to a full day in the air is involved, at least in my case.

It’s a bit of an anathema to me to travel to some place that could reasonably be reached by sailing by doing something other than sailing there. But though Thailand is a perfectly reasonable place to sail to–Pacific Northwest cruisers do it all the time–I took a plane.

Is it because my mast is still missing? No, lack of updates aside, I did finally get the mast back late last summer and was able to spend a brief but enjoyable stretch out sailing the San Juans and Gulf Islands. Although the final tuning remains to be done… my rigger having spent much of the interval in California, and now that he is due to return to the Pacific Northwest, I’ve jetted off half a world away for a couple of months.

I did it for boat-related reasons though, namely that it’s just damned cold and wet and miserable on board in the sort of weather that has been pasting Seattle recently.

An open sailboat cockpit locker lid with items frozen to it.
When random items start freezing to the lid of your cockpit locker, it’s time to get out of town.

Every first winter aboard a new boat comes with its own set of challenges. Leaks you didn’t know about magically appear after the weather has deteriorated past the point of getting them fixed; the points at which condensation forms and drips are all unknown; the best ways to heat and ventilate, and how to juggle the electrical systems to accomplish this in sub-freezing temperatures, all have to be experimented with and discovered anew, with inevitable periods of discomfort involved.

I didn’t have a permanent slip when last I posted and I didn’t expect to have one this winter at all, considering the state of the moorage market in Seattle. I had expected to put Zia into winter moorage at one of the various marinas around the Sound that fill their transient slips with overwintering cruising boats to flesh out their income stream.

These programs are a great deal but often come with a caveat: if the marina books a group in, as they still do around the holidays from time to time during the mild Pacific Northwest winters, you have to be around and ready to relocate. This would have tied me to the boat over the winter and I didn’t plan otherwise.

But a word from some friends into the ear of their marina manager turned up a spot for me in Ballard, close to home again, and without any need to mess about with clearing out to cling dicely to anchor from time to time.

So with nothing tying me to Seattle, the temperatures dropping below that point that boat heating could comfortably keep up, and daylight hours shrinking to a dim window day in and day out, I decided to get out.

Originally I’d planned to just jet down to Mexico, my only criteria being that the destination be warm and inexpensive. Also, I have four years of high school Spanish burning a hole in my pocket.

But the same friends that got me the slip in Seattle had just come back from a trip of Southeast Asia and sold me on that as an alternative. When I looked into it, it looked good. The overall price of the trip balanced out nicely compared to Mexico: the airfare was more but cost of living lower in Thailand. A tourist visa for two months is easy to get. And everyone I talked to about it said the same three things:

  • Amazing food
  • Friendly people
  • Really cheap

So here I am. I got a condo off AirBnB for the first month, in Bangkok, and will figure out what to do with the second month when I get the lay of the land down a little better.

A pool and hotel complex
A view from the hotel room.

Life’s Little Southerlies

Rescued vessel count this week: 1

It was only a dinghy, but I hauled this one off by myself, so I believe I should get full credit. No pictures, on account of I was rowing with both hands to get the beast off the beach in the teeth of the southerly wind and swell pounding in from across the bay.

It has been a southerly kind of week, both literally and figuratively. The winds out of the south here in Port Townsend are unkind in a variety of respects–with them comes clouds, rain, cold and unseasonable weather. The long fetch of Port Townsend Bay lets the waves build up for five miles before they land, heaving and breaking, on my bow and sweep past onto the beach. It’s a rough ride in the anchorage during such breezes, even when the wind speed rarely exceeds ten knots.

The rest of life seems to be taking a cue from the weather, and indeed may be related, as my time in the anchorage up here becomes generally intolerable, and yet apparently interminable.

A rare sunbreak at the Port Townsend Fourth of July celebration
A rare sunbreak at the Port Townsend Fourth of July celebration

The Fourth of July was a cold, windy one here. I went up to the local celebration and fireworks show at Fort Worden but froze half to death and made no new friends and found no old ones in the sparse crowd. It was a lonely, miserable 4th, the worse since I was supposed to be down in Oregon visiting family for the holiday instead. But the rigging work still has me pinned down here, as stuck in purgatory as I have ever been, watching the summer slide away and other, more favored folks sail on to better and further adventures.

The winds have made the anchorage even less tolerable. It’s rolly and wet. Getting into the dinghy and getting ashore is a chore, yet being on shore is preferable to being stuck out at anchor. All the same, it won’t do to get too far from the boat; the reduced windage and swift currents has her swinging strangely and unpredictably, to the surprise of other nearby boats. I spent the greater part of one day down in Seattle, and came back to find the rode wrapped around the keel, trapping Zia beam-on the the waves and swell.  Once again, late evening engine maneuvering was required to get her unhung.

I’ve since hung a sort of modified kellet off the rode, designed to keep the bights out of the upper portion so it can’t get hung up on the keel; we’ll see how that works.

In the meantime, there are the other denizens to worry about. One gentleman, for some inexplicable reason, hauled up his anchor from a reasonably distant position and dropped himself right into my swinging radius for some reason. We had words around 10pm, which, in my view, was better than 2am, and he picked up and moved again, thankfully. And then, the next day, came back again (though at a reasonable distance). With so much open space out here, I find such decisions utterly inexplicable. Yet it happens repeatedly.

The dinghy I pulled off apparently fell victim to the same winds and swell. The towing ring was ripped out and no mooring line was on it, so I imagine it broke loose from somewhere. Where I found it, it could equally have come from the dinghy dock (though I saw no loose lines when I towed it back there), a boat in the anchorage, or a cruiser passing by. I asked around and someone thought it was from a big ferrocement cruiser, Jasman, in the anchorage, but no one was aboard when I went and banged on the hull… and how could they have gotten ashore, with no dinghy? The mystery remains, and the dinghy sits there, unclaimed, taking a pounding from the swell.

Mine sits nearby, also being beaten up. There’s no position on the dock not vulnerable to the southerlies, and a beach landing is even dicier in these conditions.

Beaten up is a good description all around. Zia is getting rolled and worn, I’m getting rolled and worn, and progress frequently appears glacial on projects both personal and professional.

Shiny new chainplates!
Shiny new chainplates!

Yesterday, at last, the fabricator finished up my new chainplates. The cost was less than expected and the construction beefier than originally specced. I’ll get them installed on Monday and then, hopefully, be on to the next steps in getting my mast back soon.

Despite the occasional misery, there have been flashes of sunshine. I popped into the cockpit to a flurry of yelling and flutter of sails the other day to find myself in the middle of a race.

And I got a text from my friend Lauren with a long-awaited bit of news: she’s nearly finished up with a far, far more ambitious and consuming project than my own, a near-total rebuild on her Buchan 37, Skybird, after a disastrous sinking in a storm last fall. One of the final touches of this project required (well, didn’t required, but was expedited by) turning the whole boat nearly on its side to glass over a massive hole that had been torn into the port side by the Boat Haven breakwater.

Ever since she told me this part was coming, I’ve been anxiously waiting to see the boat on its side (absurdly; I’ve seen boats on their side plenty of times, just not quite so intentionally or quite so far out of the water) and pestering her to text me the moment she tipped it. I got the text late last night and hustled over in the morning so as not to miss it. And indeed, the sight didn’t disappoint.

Entirely intentional
Entirely intentional

She’s scheduled to splash next week, finally. A sign, perhaps, that even the worst weather blows over eventually.

Half a boat

I’m back in the water with only half a boat.
Fortunately, it’s the bottom half, so it floats. It floats high, in fact, because with no mast in, Zia is light as a feather. She bobs around at anchor like a frisky fawn. I don’t know what the hell she has to be frisky about, she’s got no rig.

Better without the blisters
Better without the blisters

Everything I could get to in the yard, I got to, though not always well. The bottom was in such awful shape that another month could have gone into stripping and patching and fairing; instead, I got down to the wire and called it good and slapped a couple coats of paint on. The second coat covers all manner of evils… but I still know what lurks down there, beneath the surface.

I managed to polish and wax the topsides, too, although in retrospect they probably should have been compounded first to take care of some of the worse scratches and blemishes. The stripe and logo and name all need further attention, too. I had imagined they were all painted on but it turned out that they are stickers of some sort–I don’t think vinyl, but along those lines—and they are peeling and chipped. More projects for another day.

But I couldn’t do a damn thing about the rigging.

It was with morbid fascination that Brion took me through the ills that had befallen my chainplates, showing me the crevice corrosion and cracks beneath a microscope after polishing away the surface crud. One of the eyes was actually deformed, a load forced onto it that the scantling couldn’t quite take.

The center plate is deformed, bulging up on top and the eye stretched
The center plate is deformed, bulging up on top and the eye stretched

As he pointed out, finding all of these gross deformities was actually good news, considering the vintage of the rigging. If they hadn’t been so obvious, I would have been forced into a tail-chasing internal debate about replacing the chainplates, a gray netherworld between “They’re good for another ten years” and “They might fail tomorrow.”

Which is a benefit from the mental health perspective, certainly, but of no consolation to my pocket book. Big chunks of steel polished to a high sheen are not cheap.
I had known this was a possibility the whole time, but hadn’t realized how long it would take to get that done. Although I could have used more time in the yard productively, I couldn’t afford it, so back in the water I went, bereft of mast or travel plans. The fine folks at PT Rigging agreed to stash the stick behind their shop (they’ll be doing some of the work there) and took the rod off my hands for measuring.

The consolation to this delay is that to be marooned in Port Townsend is no terrible hardship. If you don’t already have friends in town, you’ll have some soon. As the maritime crossroads of the Pacific Northwest, there are no shortage of congenial souls meandering around both on shore and in the anchorage.

Pocket yachts beached in front of the Northwest Maritime Center
Pocket yachts beached in front of the Northwest Maritime Center

So I plug away at various small projects that can be done out on the water, enjoy the snowy visage of Mount Baker and her sisters from the cockpit at lunch, take time out to wander the streets and bookstores and other happenings about town.

Last weekend there was a pocket yachts rendezvous and a steampunk festival going on simultaneously, a sort of twining of ingenuity in slightly different directions. It’s not common to see so much cleavage at the average yachting function but I thought it a worthy addition. Although, this being Port Townsend, it’s not unusual to exchange nods with folks in Victorian garb any other day of the week, either, as I did with one young lady perambulating around on her velocipede as I walked back to the beach from the store on Friday.

Although I am effectively pinned down until the rigging is done, there is some small sense of satisfaction in having a daily routine again. I wake up, have coffee in the cockpit if it’s pleasant out, or row in to the coffee shop if it’s not, write, research, wander. In the afternoon it’s cleaning or boat projects. I’ve finished installing and wiring a small solar panel, which keep the batteries topped up out on the hook. With that done, I moved on to installing a refrigerator conversion kit to the icebox, so cold drinks and leftovers are now on my menu once again. I cleared out the rot in the deck around the chainplates (and, where it wasn’t rotted, cut back the core so it wouldn’t get rotten in the future) and filled the space with epoxy in preparation for the plates going back in.

There’s not much I can do about the general filth and clutter on deck until I get the mast in and get a couple days in a marina to clean, so I simply swing around at anchor looking a mess, while passers by laugh and lampoon my mastlessness.

Is it a steampunk festival, or just another day in Port Townsend?
Is it a steampunk festival, or just another day in Port Townsend?